Victoria's Common Knowledge
Apr. 19th, 2005 12:21 am![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
weaktwosAnyone out there have the new, revolutionary bra from Victoria's Secret: the Ipex?
Really, is that a proper name for a bra? Is it a PDA or is it a bra? Isn't there a fitness protein powder with that name? Or, doesn't it sound more like a revolutionary new blade from Gillette?
Ipex does not sound like a name I would give to an object whose function it is to support the soft handfuls of joy that is the woman's bossom.
And if I see an Ipex commercial followed by an Enzyte commercial, followed by the Hooty and the Burgerfish commercial, I'll burst into flames of bad commercial rage.
Really, is that a proper name for a bra? Is it a PDA or is it a bra? Isn't there a fitness protein powder with that name? Or, doesn't it sound more like a revolutionary new blade from Gillette?
Ipex does not sound like a name I would give to an object whose function it is to support the soft handfuls of joy that is the woman's bossom.
And if I see an Ipex commercial followed by an Enzyte commercial, followed by the Hooty and the Burgerfish commercial, I'll burst into flames of bad commercial rage.
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Date: 2005-04-19 02:55 pm (UTC)