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Nov. 29th, 2007 07:49 am
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I wonder how many cat owners around the world are awkwardly stumbling over their cats at any given time, who seem to have a predilection for pausing just behind one's feet.

Date: 2007-11-29 03:57 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] rpmiller.livejournal.com
I'm telling you. It is the master plan to kill us all and take our stuff.

Date: 2007-11-29 06:17 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] weaktwos.livejournal.com
I think they have a twisted wit about them. They don't want to stop the free food train from coming, so they won't intentionally kill us yet.

Date: 2007-11-29 06:28 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] rpmiller.livejournal.com
Well they are carnivores and mine like to roam outside. I guess if they could kill me right when I opened the door they would have it made.

Date: 2007-11-29 04:07 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] adamantplatypus.livejournal.com
Mine doesn't. She's more of a dog than a cat, which means she follows. Everywhere.

Date: 2007-11-29 06:19 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] weaktwos.livejournal.com
That's my blind lad. He follows, and he pauses behind my legs. I nearly stepped on him this morning, but nearly tripped and fell during my evasive maneuvers.

Date: 2007-11-29 04:43 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] namfle.livejournal.com
At any given moment, 1/6 of all cat owners are busting their ass because of their cat.

43% of all stats are made up on the spot.

-elf-

Yes, it is a game with them

Date: 2007-11-29 05:24 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] lunza.livejournal.com
I have seen my cat crouch down, wiggle his butt (the cat "I'm going to pounce" signal") and then, the instant I moved, dart forward to a point just in front of my feet.

Re: Yes, it is a game with them

Date: 2007-11-29 06:11 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] weaktwos.livejournal.com
Yeah, cats have a sense of humor...or are just psycopaths.

cats are quick learners...

Date: 2007-11-29 06:05 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] sirndipiti.livejournal.com
..that is when the outcome is desired by the cat

Willow quickly learned that after dinner is treat time for the 'humans' so whenever one of us trots to the kitchen in the evening, following along and flopping like some dead thing on our feet brings on a kitty treat (sometimes--but she's always hoping)

Re: cats are quick learners...

Date: 2007-11-29 06:24 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] weaktwos.livejournal.com
I don't let my cats out to bring me dead treats, thank goodness.:)

Re: cats are quick learners...

Date: 2007-11-29 06:36 pm (UTC)
From: (Anonymous)
guess I need to write English more clearly...

the cat doesn't bring 'dead things', she flops down as if she were a 'dead thing' :)

Date: 2007-11-29 08:55 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] zorathenne.livejournal.com
If only Ivy would pause behind my feet. *grin* Instead she tends to move right in front of me as I'm walking to just stop and flop down right at my feet (and when one has just woken up, it can be.. a bitch). I had to learn to shuffle my feet whenever I move from spot to spot. Makes it easier to slip a foot under her to slide her to the side without missing a step *grin*. Of course as soon as I slide her over she gets up and does it again.

Date: 2007-11-30 01:15 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] bethanyfaith.livejournal.com
I think at 7:49 this morning I was tripping over my cat Hermes as he tried to claw over the dog to get outside.

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